zodiac-man

Not a single Aries male is degree headed. They are loud as shit and a overwhelming majority of their time is spent talking in fragments. All Aries males aspire to be Waka Flocka.

Taurus Men are cussed as fuck. People die making an attempt to argue with their cussed asses. Hell will freeze over earlier than a Taurus loses an argument.

Gemini males are the most effective males in the whole zodiac! If you disagree, you’re clearly a particularly bitter (NON-Gemini) male. :^)

Cancer males are softer than a bag of marshmallows. 99.9% of most cancers males will purchase their companion diamonds this Christmas and get cheated on by New Years Eve.

Every Leo man on the face of earth masturbates to an image of himself in a showering go well with.

Virgo males are a “fairly boy” bitches. Lint makes them cry so that they drink hand sanitizer for breakfast lunch and dinner then bathe in bleach simply to ensure they’re clear inside and outside.

All Libra males are peace loving hippies. Their solely purpose in life is to stroll on sunshine and be mistaken for a extra stunning model of Jesus.

Scorpio males are MOST more likely to holds grudges. The nigga who fucks your girlfriend since you stole his sandwich in second grade is certainly a Scorpio.

Sagittarius males ALWAYS die tragically. Usually as a result of one thing associated to alcohol consumption or failed makes an attempt at leaping from constructing to constructing; both method, it’s all the time tragic. Tsk tsk tsk.

Capricorn males are sadistic, grasping assholes. Never ask them for shit. They’re those who fake to be asleep when homeless individuals get on the prepare they usually get a kick out of it too.

Aquarius males are ALL cool nerds with dedication points that no person understands. Every Aquarian male is Han Solo.

Pisces males spend most of their day daydreaming and most of their cash on medicine. This is why they dwell in a field and scent like fish oil.